The Cage Doctors

For Your Pleasure: Miguel Torres’ Plastic Surgery

Matt — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 12:58:53 +0000

March 20, 2010 – Dr. Americana

We showed you pics from Miguel Torres’ massive cut that he sustained at WEC 47 against Joseph Benavidez. It has to be one of the bloodiest MMA fights of all-time. Miguel is one bad dude and my kind of guy. I love all those different surgery shows you see on cable, and it looks like Miguel might be a fan too. He recently videotaped his plastic surgery to repair the cut and have his stitches redone. Enjoy the video!

Miguel Torres Surgery from Harris Masood on Vimeo.

h/t: MMA Mania

James Toney Still Calling Out UFC, Kimbo

Matt — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:01:26 +0000

March 19, 2010 – Dr. Americana

James Toney is back with a new video about how he deserves to be in the UFC. He wants to knock out Kimbo and seems to be friends with an emaciated version of Dr. Dre. You can’t fault his logic though. If Dana White lets Kimbo Slice in, how can he not let one of the greatest boxers of all-time in?

Chick Street Fight Ends With MMA Goodness

Matt — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:05:26 +0000

March 18, 2010 – Dr. Americana

Check out these 2 chicks going to war in the street. Their standup leaves much to be desired. But the one chick clearly has watched some MMA. She executes a rear naked choke that wins her the fight and sends the other chick crumbling to the ground.

That’ll teach the choked-out chick to text someone else’s boyfriend!

Brock Lesnar is a (Moby) Dick

Matt — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:10:33 +0000

March 17, 2010 – Dr. Americana

Excellent interview by Dave Farra and Raw Vegas with UFC heavyweight Frank Mir. Mir talks about his upcoming fight with Shane Carwin and has thoughts on Fedor, The Ultimate Fighter and of course, Brock Lesnar. Mir says that Lesnar is a (Moby) dick.

Brock Lesnar Really Likes Killing Deer

Matt — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:57:44 +0000

March 15, 2010 – Dr. Americana

Brock Lesnar enjoys the finer things in life. Eating meat. Bloodying his opponents. And killing deer. And he really, really likes hunting deer, as evidenced by his excitement at his sniping of this deer.

This Is How You Kick a Little Girl

Matt — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:43:30 +0000

March 13, 2010 – Dr. Americana

Strikeforce heavyweight champion Alistair Overeem demonstrates for us that it is indeed OK to kick a little girl. The caveat being that she has to be holding pads for you. Now that I know that, I promise not to kick my daughter unless she has the pad in her hands. All these rules, right?

h/t: The UG

Trainer Likes Some Fighter Butt Crack

Matt — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:37:41 +0000

March 12, 2010 – Dr. Americana

This is from the Heath Herring/Brock Lesnar fight, Lesnar’s 2nd fight in the UFC. I had no idea that cornermen were able to perform proctology exams in between rounds, but this cat pulls it off. And almost grossly pushes his fingers in the Herring’s danger zone. This is some Freudian stuff right here.

Punch Out! The Awesome Retro T-Shirt

Matt — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:34:00 +0000

March 11, 2010 – Dr. Americana

You loved the video game. Now you’ll love the T-shirt! This is TapouT’s Punch Out T-Shirt, an homage to Old School Nintendo. Kimbo Slice takes on the part of “Bald Bull”.

I love it. How about some of these ideas for future MMA/Old School video game T-shirts?

Lyoto Machida “Karate Champ” T-shirt

Gina Carano “American Gladiators” T-shirt

Randy Couture “Captain America” T-shirt

Ken and Frank Shamrock “Family Feud” T-shirt

Quinton Jackson “Rampage” T-shirt

Get the Punch Out t-shirt and more at our favorite place for MMA gear!

MMA Fandom Is Getting Creepy

Matt — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:02:36 +0000

March 10, 2010 – Dr. Americana

If you want to be a big fan, that’s cool. Let’s try to keep it a bit under control though, mm-kay? Videos of awesome KOs or subs? All good. Killer gifs? Also good. Producing a video with an original rap to congratulate a fighter with 2 pro bouts for getting to 5,000 fans on Facebook? Alert the authorities and have them write up the restraining orders.

This stuff about his kid is just a bit too creepy. Am I the only one weirded out by this? The fighter in the video is Jason David Frank, best known for being a Power Ranger back in the day. Probably a real nice guy, but he really doesn’t have any stature in the sport yet. Even if he did, his fans are a bit too much for me. Am I just a hater? Maybe. But at least I’m not a stalker.

Miguel Torres Is a Bloody Mess

Matt — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:43:39 +0000

March 6, 2010 – Dr. Americana

Miguel Torres is one of MMA’s living legends. But last night he was handed his second consecutive defeat in brutal fashion at the hands of Joseph Benavidez. A vicious, well-placed elbow ripped open Torres’ head and released a fountain of blood. Benavidez quickly finished him shortly thereafter with a suffocating guillotine choke.

h/t: Sherdog