He’s Talkin’ About 3-MILLION-VOLTS-OF-ELECTRICITY!!!

He’s not talking about those ‘faggoty, MMA monkeys rolling around’. He’s talking about 3-MILLION-VOLTS-OF-ELECTRICITY!!!!!

Some of my favorite parts of this video:

• How they both call it “The MMA”
• How he thinks “boxing begat wrestling and wrestling begat the MMA”
• How the interviewer reverts to his script after every question
• How this puts “true warriors” in the ring. Which apparently are people with no money whatsoever.
• How he talked to his “legal team”. Which means he googled stuff.

I could go on and on. This is grade A comedy.