What a Country! Just Probation For Rampage’s Rampage
From the “It Must Be Nice to Have Money and/or Be Famous” file: Quinton “Rampage” Jackson was sentenced to just 3 years probation for ‘misdemeanor’ reckless driving because he has successfully completed more than 200 hours of community service.
To refresh your memory of why he was charged, we go to the OC Register story:
During the chase, Jackson crossed over the center median in his lifted Ford 350 pickup truck, with his picture on the side, drove up onto a sidewalk, sending pedestrians leaping out of his way, raced down the wrong side of Newport Boulevard and ran through several red lights, all the while talking on his cell phone.
“You have done extraordinarily well on this case,’ the judge said. “Congratulations.” What a country! Here’s a interview with Rampage shortly after the verdict.
Ladies Choice: 11 Sexiest MMA Fighters
We’ve already covered the hottest chicks fighting in MMA, so we thought it was a good idea to give the ladies what they want — their very own list of hotties. 
Although I think that GSP is ever so dreamy, I decided to hand this post over to someone who really knows.
Here’s the lovely and talented Sooze from Sports Untapped and Babes Love Baseball. Take it away, Sooze…
Thanks! Here’s my list in order from Hot to Smoking Hot. 
11. Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell
Gotta have Chuck on the list – he was my first crush ever. 
10. Jon Fitch
I’d like to wash my laundry on his abs.
9. Matt “The Real One” Grice
He’s just a little guy, but he packs a mean punch… And he’s hot.
8. Randy “The Natural” Couture
He has that rugged Ax Men thing going on.
7. Michael “The Count” Bisping
Stop looking so serious with that adorable baby face. 
6. Matt Hughes
And to think he has a twin!
5. Houston “The Assassin” Alexander
Not only can he kick some ass, but he’s a real man: raising six children all by his manly self. 
4. Elvis “The King of Rock n’ Rumble” Sinosic
Sometimes he gets a little crazy with the hair dye, but maybe that’s part of what makes him so intriguing. 
3. Patrick “The Predator” Cote
…is delicious.
2. Georges “Rush” St. Pierre
The only reason this guy isn’t #1 is because Shogun exists.
1. Mauricio “Shogun” Rua
Hands down the man I would like to procreate with.
MMA Comedy! Randy Couture, Divorce Attorney
Randy “The Natural” Couture is hilarious in this skit from The World MMA Awards. Check out the show this Wednesday on Versus.
James Toney Is Stalking, Wants Fight In UFC
Is James “Lights Out” Toney the next crossover to the UFC? If stalking works then the answer is yes. He’s been hunting down Dana White at various UFC cards. Here is their latest chat. I think it would be a trip to watch Toney at heavyweight trying to defend a takedown.
Vicious KO: Daley Puts Hazelett to Sleep
Happy New Year to Paul “Semtex” Daley. He just put a very good mixed martial artist to sleep in impressive fashion. I’d figured Hazelett would win via sub, but Daley can drop those big bombs. If you want to get straight to the destruction, head to 4:35 of the video.
